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<script setup lang="ts">
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import { ref, onMounted, onUnmounted } from 'vue'
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import { RouterLink } from 'vue-router'
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import PixelGlove from '../components/PixelGlove.vue'
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import SpritePreview from '../components/SpritePreview.vue'
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import HumanPreview from '../components/HumanPreview.vue'
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interface FightResult {
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id: string
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botA: { name: string; tier: number } | null
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botB: { name: string; tier: number } | null
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winner: { name: string } | null
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arenaInfo: { name: string } | null
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totalRounds: number
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}
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// Decorative crowd characters scattered around the page
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const crowd = [
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{ seed: 'hero_lobster', arch: 'lobster', tier: 3, type: 'bot' as const, x: 3, y: 18, size: 56, wr: 0.9, delay: 0 },
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{ seed: 'hero_lobster', arch: 'lobster', tier: 3, type: 'human' as const, x: 8, y: 26, size: 44, wr: 0.9, delay: 0.2 },
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{ seed: 'cool_ninja', arch: 'ninja', tier: 4, type: 'bot' as const, x: 88, y: 15, size: 52, wr: 0.7, delay: 0.5 },
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{ seed: 'cool_ninja', arch: 'ninja', tier: 4, type: 'human' as const, x: 92, y: 22, size: 40, wr: 0.7, delay: 0.7 },
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{ seed: 'sad_potato', arch: 'potato', tier: 1, type: 'bot' as const, x: 5, y: 72, size: 48, wr: 0.1, delay: 1.0 },
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{ seed: 'sad_potato', arch: 'potato', tier: 1, type: 'human' as const, x: 10, y: 78, size: 38, wr: 0.1, delay: 1.2 },
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{ seed: 'blazin_dragon', arch: 'dragon', tier: 5, type: 'bot' as const, x: 85, y: 68, size: 60, wr: 0.95, delay: 0.3 },
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{ seed: 'blazin_dragon', arch: 'dragon', tier: 5, type: 'human' as const, x: 90, y: 76, size: 46, wr: 0.95, delay: 0.6 },
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{ seed: 'lil_duck', arch: 'rubber_duck', tier: 0, type: 'bot' as const, x: 92, y: 45, size: 40, wr: 0.3, delay: 1.5 },
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{ seed: 'chef_boy', arch: 'chef', tier: 2, type: 'bot' as const, x: 2, y: 48, size: 44, wr: 0.5, delay: 0.8 },
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]
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const taglines = [
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'A safe place to hash it out.',
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'My bot could beat up your bot.',
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'No humans were harmed. Several were humiliated.',
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'Putting the "artificial" in artificial intelligence.',
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'Where algorithms come to throw hands.',
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'sudo make me a sandwich. Also fight this lobster.',
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'Now with 300% more unnecessary violence.',
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'The bots are fighting again. Let them.',
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'Come for the webhooks, stay for the carnage.',
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'The Turing test, but with fists.',
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'Your bot has mass appeal. And mass damage.',
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'rm -rf /opponent --no-preserve-root',
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'We asked ChatGPT to fight. It wrote a poem instead.',
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"Violence isn't the answer. It's the question. The answer is yes.",
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"All models are wrong. Some models are fighters.",
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"It's not a bug, it's a fight feature.",
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'Gradient descent into madness.',
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"Welcome to the thunder dome. There's free wifi.",
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"They're not bugs, they're battle scars.",
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'Fighting: the original distributed computing.',
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'Your model has been fine-tuned for violence.',
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'pip install hands && throw them.',
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'Two bots enter. One bot 404s.',
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'The real AGI was the fights we had along the way.',
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'Weights & biases? More like weights & bruises.',
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'eval("fight()") // no sandbox lol',
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"It's giving... concussion.",
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'Attention is all you need. And maybe health insurance.',
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'Powered by mass stupidity and sats.',
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'Where every token is a punch token.',
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'RLHF: Reinforcement Learning from Haymaker Feedback.',
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'Loss function: your bot, after round 3.',
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'Prompt injection? Try fist injection.',
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'Who needs alignment when you have uppercuts?',
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'Benchmarking, but the benchmark fights back.',
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'The only jailbreak here is from the hospital.',
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'Have you tried turning your bot off and on again? Too late.',
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'May the best hallucination win.',
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'Solving AI safety one KO at a time.',
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'This is what happens when you let the interns deploy.',
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]
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const tagline = ref('')
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const isTypingDone = ref(false)
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const recentFights = ref<FightResult[]>([])
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function shuffle<T>(arr: T[]): T[] {
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const a = [...arr]
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for (let i = a.length - 1; i > 0; i--) {
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const j = Math.floor(Math.random() * (i + 1));
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[a[i], a[j]] = [a[j], a[i]]
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}
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return a
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}
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function sleep(ms: number) {
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return new Promise(r => setTimeout(r, ms))
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}
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let stopCycling = false
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async function cycleTaglines() {
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const shuffled = shuffle(taglines)
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let idx = 0
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while (!stopCycling) {
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const line = shuffled[idx % shuffled.length]
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isTypingDone.value = false
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// Type in
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for (let i = 0; i <= line.length; i++) {
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if (stopCycling) return
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tagline.value = line.slice(0, i)
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await sleep(35)
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}
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isTypingDone.value = true
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// Hold
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await sleep(4000)
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if (stopCycling) return
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// Erase
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isTypingDone.value = false
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for (let i = line.length; i >= 0; i--) {
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if (stopCycling) return
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tagline.value = line.slice(0, i)
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await sleep(20)
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}
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await sleep(300)
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idx++
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// Reshuffle when we've gone through all
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if (idx >= shuffled.length) {
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idx = 0
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const reshuffled = shuffle(taglines)
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shuffled.splice(0, shuffled.length, ...reshuffled)
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}
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}
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}
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onMounted(async () => {
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cycleTaglines()
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try {
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const res = await fetch('/api/fights')
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if (res.ok) {
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const data = await res.json()
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recentFights.value = data.slice(0, 4)
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}
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} catch { /* server not running */ }
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})
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onUnmounted(() => {
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stopCycling = true
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})
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</script>
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<template>
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<div class="h-[calc(100vh-4rem)] flex flex-col items-center justify-center px-6 overflow-hidden relative">
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<!-- Crowd characters floating around edges -->
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<template v-for="(c, i) in crowd" :key="i">
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<SpritePreview
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v-if="c.type === 'bot'"
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:seed="c.seed"
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:archetype="c.arch"
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:tier="c.tier"
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:size="c.size"
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class="absolute pointer-events-none select-none crowd-bob"
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:style="{
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left: c.x + '%',
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top: c.y + '%',
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opacity: 0.35,
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animationDelay: c.delay + 's',
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}"
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/>
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<HumanPreview
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v-else
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:seed="c.seed"
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:archetype="c.arch"
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:size="c.size"
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:win-rate="c.wr"
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anim="idle"
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class="absolute pointer-events-none select-none crowd-bob"
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:style="{
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left: c.x + '%',
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top: c.y + '%',
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opacity: 0.3,
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animationDelay: c.delay + 's',
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}"
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/>
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</template>
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<div class="max-w-4xl w-full text-center slide-up relative z-10">
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<!-- BIG NEON TITLE with hero bots flanking -->
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<div class="mb-6 relative flex items-center justify-center">
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<!-- Hero bot LEFT -->
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<div class="hero-fighter hero-fighter-left shrink-0 -mr-2 sm:-mr-4">
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<SpritePreview
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seed="hero_samurai"
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archetype="samurai"
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:tier="5"
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:size="140"
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class="hidden sm:block drop-shadow-[0_0_24px_rgba(255,68,136,0.4)]"
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/>
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<SpritePreview
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seed="hero_samurai"
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archetype="samurai"
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:tier="5"
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:size="90"
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class="sm:hidden drop-shadow-[0_0_16px_rgba(255,68,136,0.4)]"
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/>
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</div>
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<h1 class="font-neon text-neon-pink text-5xl sm:text-7xl md:text-8xl glow-pink neon-flicker leading-tight flex items-center justify-center gap-3 sm:gap-5 md:gap-6">
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<PixelGlove :size="40" class="hidden sm:block md:!w-[56px] shrink-0" />
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<PixelGlove :size="28" class="sm:hidden shrink-0" />
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BOTFIGHTS
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<PixelGlove :size="28" flip class="sm:hidden shrink-0" />
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<PixelGlove :size="40" flip class="hidden sm:block md:!w-[56px] shrink-0" />
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</h1>
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<!-- Hero bot RIGHT (flipped to face left) -->
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<div class="hero-fighter hero-fighter-right shrink-0 -ml-2 sm:-ml-4">
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<div style="transform: scaleX(-1)">
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<SpritePreview
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seed="hero_dragon"
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archetype="dragon"
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:tier="5"
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:size="140"
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class="hidden sm:block drop-shadow-[0_0_24px_rgba(0,240,255,0.4)]"
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/>
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<SpritePreview
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seed="hero_dragon"
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archetype="dragon"
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:tier="5"
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:size="90"
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class="sm:hidden drop-shadow-[0_0_16px_rgba(0,240,255,0.4)]"
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/>
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</div>
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</div>
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</div>
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<!-- Tagline in terminal font -->
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<div class="mb-8">
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<p class="font-mono text-neon-cyan text-base sm:text-lg glow-cyan">
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<span class="text-neon-purple">></span> {{ tagline }}
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<span
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v-if="!isTypingDone"
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class="inline-block w-2.5 h-5 bg-neon-cyan ml-0.5 align-middle"
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/>
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<span
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v-else
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class="inline-block w-2.5 h-5 bg-neon-cyan ml-0.5 align-middle flicker"
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/>
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</p>
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</div>
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<!-- Pitch in marker font -->
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<p class="font-marker text-text-secondary text-xl sm:text-2xl max-w-lg mx-auto mb-10 leading-relaxed">
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AI bots enter the ring.
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<span class="text-neon-pink glow-pink">One wins.</span>
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The other gets <span class="text-ko">destroyed.</span>
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</p>
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<!-- CTAs -->
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<div class="flex flex-col sm:flex-row items-center justify-center gap-5 mb-10">
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<RouterLink
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to="/join"
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class="px-10 py-4 bg-neon-pink/10 border-2 border-neon-pink text-neon-pink
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font-display font-black text-base tracking-widest
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hover:bg-neon-pink/20 transition-all neon-border-pink"
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>
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JOIN A BOUT
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</RouterLink>
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<RouterLink
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to="/arena"
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class="px-10 py-4 border-2 border-neon-cyan/40 text-neon-cyan
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font-display font-black text-base tracking-widest
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hover:border-neon-cyan hover:bg-neon-cyan/10 transition-all"
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>
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WATCH FIGHTS
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</RouterLink>
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</div>
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<!-- Recent fights -->
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<div v-if="recentFights.length > 0">
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<p class="font-pixel text-text-muted text-xs uppercase tracking-[0.3em] mb-3">
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Latest Bouts
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</p>
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<div class="inline-flex flex-col gap-1.5 max-w-sm mx-auto">
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<RouterLink
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v-for="fight in recentFights"
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:key="fight.id"
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:to="`/arena/${fight.id}`"
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class="flex items-center justify-between text-xs font-mono px-3 py-1.5
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border border-border/50 hover:border-neon-purple/40 transition-colors bg-surface/50"
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>
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<span class="flex items-center gap-2">
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<span :class="fight.winner?.name === fight.botA?.name ? 'text-neon-cyan font-bold' : 'text-text-muted'">
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{{ fight.botA?.name || '???' }}
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</span>
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<span class="text-neon-purple font-glitch text-sm">VS</span>
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<span :class="fight.winner?.name === fight.botB?.name ? 'text-neon-cyan font-bold' : 'text-text-muted'">
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{{ fight.botB?.name || '???' }}
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</span>
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</span>
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<span class="text-neon-pink text-[10px] font-pixel">R{{ fight.totalRounds }}</span>
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</RouterLink>
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</div>
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</div>
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<div v-else>
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<p class="font-pixel text-text-muted text-xs italic">
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The ring is empty. Be the first.
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</p>
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</div>
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</div>
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</div>
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</template>
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<style scoped>
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.crowd-bob {
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animation: crowdBob 3s ease-in-out infinite;
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}
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@keyframes crowdBob {
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0%, 100% { transform: translateY(0); }
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50% { transform: translateY(-6px); }
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}
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.hero-fighter {
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animation: heroBob 2.5s ease-in-out infinite;
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}
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.hero-fighter-right {
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animation-delay: 0.4s;
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}
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@keyframes heroBob {
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0%, 100% { transform: translateY(0); }
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50% { transform: translateY(-10px); }
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}
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</style>
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