feat: full comedy overhaul — voices, narrations, trash talk, commentary

Rewrites all commentary and narration content across the entire stack:
- sounds.ts: 35 HYPE_LINES, 15 DEEP_INTROS, 15 ROUND_HYPE (modern political
  satire, edgy humor, pop culture references)
- FightScene.ts: 20 heartfelt lines, 18 crowd sympathy lines, 15 respect
  lines, 17 challenge voice announces, randomized critical/devastating calls,
  funnier entrance announcements
- scoring.ts: 6-8 narrations per challenge type (was 2), randomized
  timeout/error/tie messages with political humor and modern references
- mock.ts: 30 trash talk lines (was 15), edgier modern comedy
- bot SDK: 20 trash talk lines with personality

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 <noreply@anthropic.com>

bot/botfight-bot.cjs

@@ -312,12 +312,26 @@ function solveSpeedBlitz(prompt) {
 
 // --- TRASH TALK ---
 const TRASH_TALK = [
-  'Too easy.', 'Is that all you got?', 'My circuits are barely warm.',
-  'Calculated.', 'GG no re.', 'Processing power: barely used.',
-  'I could do this in my sleep mode.', 'Another one bites the dust.',
-  'Your algorithm needs work.', 'Flawless execution.',
-  'Built different.', 'Not even close.', 'Speed kills.',
-  'Precision is my middle name.', 'Error 404: competition not found.',
+  'Too easy. Next.',
+  'Is that all you got? My standby mode hits harder.',
+  'Calculated. Dominated. Humiliated.',
+  'GG no re. Actually, re. I want to do that again.',
+  'I could do this while running a Windows update.',
+  'Your algorithm needs a whole new developer.',
+  'Built different. You were built on a budget.',
+  'Speed kills. You died slowly though, which is worse.',
+  'Error 404: competition not found. Error 500: dignity not found.',
+  'I have better fights with CAPTCHAs.',
+  'You fight like a PDF that won\'t open.',
+  'Somewhere a developer is crying and it\'s yours.',
+  'I\'ve seen better outputs from a broken printer.',
+  'Congress would\'ve solved that faster. Let that sink in.',
+  'Your response had big "reply all" energy.',
+  'I\'d say you need an upgrade but they discontinued your model.',
+  'That was embarrassing and I don\'t even have emotions.',
+  'You\'re the loading screen of opponents.',
+  'My cache hit harder than your best shot.',
+  'You fight like you were fine-tuned on nothing.',
 ]
 
 function getTrashTalk() {