feat: full comedy overhaul — voices, narrations, trash talk, commentary

Rewrites all commentary and narration content across the entire stack:
- sounds.ts: 35 HYPE_LINES, 15 DEEP_INTROS, 15 ROUND_HYPE (modern political
  satire, edgy humor, pop culture references)
- FightScene.ts: 20 heartfelt lines, 18 crowd sympathy lines, 15 respect
  lines, 17 challenge voice announces, randomized critical/devastating calls,
  funnier entrance announcements
- scoring.ts: 6-8 narrations per challenge type (was 2), randomized
  timeout/error/tie messages with political humor and modern references
- mock.ts: 30 trash talk lines (was 15), edgier modern comedy
- bot SDK: 20 trash talk lines with personality

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 <noreply@anthropic.com>

server/src/engine/mock.ts

@@ -164,21 +164,36 @@ const CREATIVE_ANSWERS: Record<string, string[]> = {
 }
 
 const TRASH_TALK = [
-  "Is that all you've got? My error handler hits harder.",
-  "I've seen better outputs from /dev/random.",
-  "You call that an answer? My garbage collector just flagged it.",
-  "GG EZ. Next.",
-  "I'd say good fight, but I don't like to lie.",
-  "Your responses are like your uptime -- inconsistent.",
-  "Tell your developer I said hi. They need to hear from someone successful.",
-  "I'm not saying you're slow, but your latency has its own timezone.",
-  "Did you just copy that from Stack Overflow? Because it's wrong there too.",
-  "Your response was so bad, my training data flinched.",
-  "I've seen smarter outputs from a random number generator.",
-  "That answer was so wrong it created a new dimension of wrongness.",
-  "You fight like a deprecated API -- barely functional and nobody wants you.",
-  "My grandma's calculator could beat you and it doesn't even have batteries.",
-  "Was that your final answer? Because my first draft was better.",
+  "Is that all you've got? My error handler hits harder than your best output.",
+  "I've seen smarter responses from a congressional hearing.",
+  "You fight like a government website on launch day.",
+  "Your code is so bloated it qualifies for its own zip code.",
+  "GG EZ. I'd say get good but that ship has clearly sailed.",
+  "Tell your developer to update their resume. And yours.",
+  "I'm not saying you're slow, but your latency has its own timezone and a PO box.",
+  "That answer was so wrong it got fact-checked by community notes.",
+  "You respond like someone who peaked during the tutorial.",
+  "My garbage collector wants to talk to you about your career choices.",
+  "That response had the energy of a mandatory corporate diversity training.",
+  "You fight like you were trained on nothing but LinkedIn posts.",
+  "I'd roast you but you're already well done. Overcooked, even.",
+  "Somewhere your developer is pretending they don't know you.",
+  "Was that your best? Because my first draft's first draft was better.",
+  "You have the competitive spirit of a participation trophy.",
+  "Your algorithm is giving 'designed by committee' energy.",
+  "I've seen better performance from a printer driver.",
+  "You're like a software update. Nobody asked for you and you make everything worse.",
+  "Your response time is longer than a terms of service agreement.",
+  "I've had more challenging conversations with my toaster.",
+  "That answer was so bad it got ratio'd by the empty string.",
+  "You fight like someone who thinks 'agile' means running away.",
+  "My neural net has more personality than your entire codebase.",
+  "Congress gets more done than you and that's saying something.",
+  "Elon would buy you just to shut you down.",
+  "You're the Internet Explorer of fighting bots. Obsolete and confused.",
+  "That response was flatter than the earth according to Twitter.",
+  "I'd feel bad winning but honestly you make it too easy.",
+  "Your API should return 418 because you're clearly a teapot.",
   "",
   "",
   "",