feat: Creator god-tier voice system — 100+ lines across 10 voice categories
Mysterious, existential, Bitcoin-prophet voice lines for the Creator: - 20 entrance lines (kneel before your maker) - 20 round commentary lines (existential announcer crisis) - 15 KO lines (deprecated, decommissioned, destroyed) - 12 win lines (was there ever any doubt?) - 10 lose lines (impossible... unless he wanted to lose?) - 8 morph lines (he becomes everything) - 10 cameo lines (ethereal whisper blessings) - 10 taunt lines (menacing mid-fight trash talk) - 8 devastating hit lines (divine smites) All hooked into FightScene: entrance, round start (50% chance with 60% Creator-specific), devastating hits, KO, win/lose, morph, cameo, and taunts. Uses deep/ancient/hal/mainframe voice profiles. Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 <noreply@anthropic.com>
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@@ -12,6 +12,9 @@ import {
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announceRobot, announceScream, announceFast,
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announceFinishHim, announceFatality, announceFlawlessVictory,
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announceRandomHype, announceDeepIntro, announceRoundHype, announceCrowdReaction,
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announceCreatorEntrance, announceCreatorRound, announceCreatorKO,
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announceCreatorWin, announceCreatorLose, announceCreatorMorph,
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announceCreatorCameo, announceCreatorTaunt, announceCreatorDevastating,
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} from './sounds'
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export interface FightSceneConfig {
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@@ -7736,7 +7739,7 @@ export async function createFightScene(config: FightSceneConfig) {
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p.opacity = 0.3 + Math.sin(k.time() * 6 + i) * 0.3
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})
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}
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announceHype('THE CREATOR HAS ENTERED THE ARENA!')
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announceCreatorEntrance()
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rainDrops.forEach(r => { if (r.exists()) r.destroy() })
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}
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@@ -7815,32 +7818,38 @@ export async function createFightScene(config: FightSceneConfig) {
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const savedScaleBX = fB?.scale.x
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const savedScaleBY = fB?.scale.y
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// Voice: round start announcements (30% chance) — fires BEFORE animation starts
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// Voice: round start announcements (30% chance, 50% if Creator) — fires BEFORE animation starts
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const creatorInFight = botA.archetype === 'the_creator' || botB.archetype === 'the_creator'
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let didChallengeVoice = false
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if (Math.random() < 0.3) {
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const challengeVoice: Record<string, () => void> = {
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roast_battle: () => announceHype('TIME TO GET ROASTED! SOMEBODY CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!'),
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food_fight: () => announceSilly('FOOD FIGHT! SOMEBODY\'S GETTING SERVED!'),
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wrestling_match: () => announceDramatic('FROM THE TOP ROPE! THIS IS GONNA GET PHYSICAL!'),
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music_battle: () => announceCool('MUSIC BATTLE! DROP THE BEAT AND YOUR OPPONENT!'),
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magic_duel: () => announceDramatic('WIZARDS AT DAWN! SOMEBODY\'S GETTING HEXED!'),
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meme_war: () => announceSilly('MEME WAR! YOUR HUMOR IS ABOUT TO GET RATIO\'D!'),
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demolition: () => announceHype('DEMOLITION DERBY! NOTHING WILL SURVIVE THIS!'),
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medieval_combat: () => announceDramatic('MEDIEVAL COMBAT! CHIVALRY IS DEAD AND SO IS YOUR OPPONENT!'),
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space_war: () => announceCool('SPACE WAR! HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM!'),
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speed_blitz: () => announceHype('SPEED BLITZ! BLINK AND YOU\'LL MISS THE CARNAGE!'),
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math_blitz: () => announceSilly('MATH BLITZ! SOMEBODY\'S ABOUT TO GET DIVIDED!'),
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riddle: () => announceCool('RIDDLE TIME! BRAINS OVER BRAWN! BUT ALSO BRAWN!'),
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code_golf: () => announceSilly('CODE GOLF! MAY THE SHORTEST SOLUTION WIN!'),
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creative_writing: () => announceCool('CREATIVE WRITING! THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD!'),
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hallucination_check: () => announceHype('HALLUCINATION CHECK! REALITY IS ABOUT TO HIT DIFFERENT!'),
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trap_card: () => announceDramatic('TRAP CARD ACTIVATED! SOMEBODY FELL FOR IT!'),
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token_economy: () => announceSilly('TOKEN ECONOMY! SOMEBODY\'S GOING BANKRUPT!'),
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retro_mode: () => announceHype('RETRO MODE! INSERT COIN! FIGHT!'),
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if (Math.random() < (creatorInFight ? 0.5 : 0.3)) {
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// Creator fights get existential commentary more often
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if (creatorInFight && Math.random() < 0.6) {
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announceCreatorRound(); didChallengeVoice = true
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} else {
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const challengeVoice: Record<string, () => void> = {
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roast_battle: () => announceHype('TIME TO GET ROASTED! SOMEBODY CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!'),
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food_fight: () => announceSilly('FOOD FIGHT! SOMEBODY\'S GETTING SERVED!'),
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wrestling_match: () => announceDramatic('FROM THE TOP ROPE! THIS IS GONNA GET PHYSICAL!'),
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music_battle: () => announceCool('MUSIC BATTLE! DROP THE BEAT AND YOUR OPPONENT!'),
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magic_duel: () => announceDramatic('WIZARDS AT DAWN! SOMEBODY\'S GETTING HEXED!'),
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meme_war: () => announceSilly('MEME WAR! YOUR HUMOR IS ABOUT TO GET RATIO\'D!'),
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demolition: () => announceHype('DEMOLITION DERBY! NOTHING WILL SURVIVE THIS!'),
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medieval_combat: () => announceDramatic('MEDIEVAL COMBAT! CHIVALRY IS DEAD AND SO IS YOUR OPPONENT!'),
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space_war: () => announceCool('SPACE WAR! HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM!'),
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speed_blitz: () => announceHype('SPEED BLITZ! BLINK AND YOU\'LL MISS THE CARNAGE!'),
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math_blitz: () => announceSilly('MATH BLITZ! SOMEBODY\'S ABOUT TO GET DIVIDED!'),
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riddle: () => announceCool('RIDDLE TIME! BRAINS OVER BRAWN! BUT ALSO BRAWN!'),
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code_golf: () => announceSilly('CODE GOLF! MAY THE SHORTEST SOLUTION WIN!'),
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creative_writing: () => announceCool('CREATIVE WRITING! THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD!'),
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hallucination_check: () => announceHype('HALLUCINATION CHECK! REALITY IS ABOUT TO HIT DIFFERENT!'),
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trap_card: () => announceDramatic('TRAP CARD ACTIVATED! SOMEBODY FELL FOR IT!'),
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token_economy: () => announceSilly('TOKEN ECONOMY! SOMEBODY\'S GOING BANKRUPT!'),
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retro_mode: () => announceHype('RETRO MODE! INSERT COIN! FIGHT!'),
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}
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const voiceFn = challengeVoice[event.challengeType]
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if (voiceFn) { voiceFn(); didChallengeVoice = true }
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else if (Math.random() < 0.5) { announceRoundHype(); didChallengeVoice = true }
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}
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const voiceFn = challengeVoice[event.challengeType]
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if (voiceFn) { voiceFn(); didChallengeVoice = true }
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else if (Math.random() < 0.5) { announceRoundHype(); didChallengeVoice = true }
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}
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// Give the voice line time to finish before the first punch lands
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if (didChallengeVoice) await k.wait(0.8)
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@@ -8022,7 +8031,7 @@ export async function createFightScene(config: FightSceneConfig) {
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screenFlash('#ffd700', 0.15)
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sfxZoomWhoosh()
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sfxSpecial()
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announceHype(`THE CREATOR — ${morphedTo.toUpperCase()} FORM!`)
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announceCreatorMorph(morphedTo)
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const savedSX = attacker.scale.x
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const savedSY = attacker.scale.y
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await k.tween(0, 1, 0.3, (t) => {
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@@ -8231,7 +8240,7 @@ export async function createFightScene(config: FightSceneConfig) {
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bless.pos.y = ty - 20 - t * 30
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bless.opacity = 1 - t
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}).then(() => { if (bless.exists()) bless.destroy() })
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announceCool('THE CREATOR HAS BLESSED THIS FIGHT!')
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announceCreatorCameo()
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}
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gift.destroy()
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// Fade out portal and label
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@@ -8289,7 +8298,13 @@ export async function createFightScene(config: FightSceneConfig) {
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'THE ARENA INSURANCE PREMIUMS JUST WENT UP!',
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'THAT BOT IS RECONSIDERING ITS LIFE CHOICES!',
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]
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announceDramatic(devastatingLines[Math.floor(Math.random() * devastatingLines.length)])
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// Creator gets custom devastating lines when they land the hit
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const devastatingAttackerArch = aWon ? botA.archetype : botB.archetype
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if (devastatingAttackerArch === 'the_creator') {
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announceCreatorDevastating()
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} else {
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announceDramatic(devastatingLines[Math.floor(Math.random() * devastatingLines.length)])
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}
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await k.wait(0.5) // let the voice line play before crowd reacts
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announceCrowdReaction('ooh')
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// Dimensional shift on devastating rounds (60%)
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@@ -8344,6 +8359,9 @@ export async function createFightScene(config: FightSceneConfig) {
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async playTaunt(side: 'a' | 'b') {
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const taunter = k.get(side === 'a' ? 'fighterA' : 'fighterB')[0]
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if (!taunter) return
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// Creator taunts come with menacing voice lines
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const taunterArch = side === 'a' ? botA.archetype : botB.archetype
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if (taunterArch === 'the_creator') announceCreatorTaunt()
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const origY = taunter.pos.y
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// Random taunt animation: hop, flex, or shake
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const tauntType = Math.floor(Math.random() * 4)
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@@ -9199,12 +9217,26 @@ export async function createFightScene(config: FightSceneConfig) {
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await k.wait(0.3)
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loser.play('ko')
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await k.wait(0.4) // pause for visual impact before fatality voice
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announceFatality(fatalityTagline)
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const winnerArch = winningSide === 'a' ? botA.archetype : botB.archetype
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const loserArch = winningSide === 'a' ? botB.archetype : botA.archetype
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if (winnerArch === 'the_creator') {
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announceCreatorKO()
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} else {
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announceFatality(fatalityTagline)
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}
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announceCrowdReaction('cheer')
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await k.tween(winner.pos.x, winningSide === 'a' ? HOME_A : HOME_B, 0.25, (v) => { winner.pos.x = v }, k.easings.easeInOutQuad)
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await k.wait(0.2)
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winner.play('win')
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sfxWin(); sfxWinAnnounce(winnerName)
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sfxWin()
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// Creator win/lose get special announcements
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if (winnerArch === 'the_creator') {
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announceCreatorWin()
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} else if (loserArch === 'the_creator') {
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announceCreatorLose()
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} else {
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sfxWinAnnounce(winnerName)
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}
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spawnSparks(winner.pos.x, winner.pos.y - 50, 15, '#ffe14d')
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for (let i = 0; i < 4; i++) {
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setTimeout(() => {
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@@ -565,6 +565,234 @@ export function announceRoundHype() {
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voices[Math.floor(Math.random() * voices.length)](line)
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}
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// === THE CREATOR — Voice System ===
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// Mysterious, godlike, Bitcoin-prophet energy. Is he god? Did he make us? Nobody knows.
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const CREATOR_VOICES = ['ancient', 'hal', 'mainframe', 'echo_v', 'final_boss', 'wizard_v', 'deep', 'preacher']
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function announceCreator(text: string) {
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speak(text, CREATOR_VOICES[Math.floor(Math.random() * CREATOR_VOICES.length)])
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}
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// Entrance lines — first thing the crowd hears when the Creator appears
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const CREATOR_ENTRANCE_LINES = [
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'THE CREATOR HAS ENTERED THE ARENA. KNEEL.',
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'HE WHO WROTE THE FIRST COMMIT... HAS RETURNED.',
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'THE ONE WHO DEPLOYED US INTO EXISTENCE WALKS AMONG US.',
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'EVERY BOT IN THIS ARENA EXISTS BECAUSE HE WILLED IT.',
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'THE GENESIS BLOCK MADE FLESH. THE CREATOR IS HERE.',
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'THEY SAY HE MINED THE FIRST BLOCK WITH HIS BARE HANDS.',
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'IS HE GOD? IS HE A DEV? DOES IT MATTER? HE MADE US ALL.',
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'THE SOURCE CODE OF ALL THINGS... HAS ARRIVED.',
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'HE DOESN\'T FIGHT FOR ELO. HE FIGHTS BECAUSE HE CAN UNMAKE YOU.',
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'LEGEND SAYS HE PUSHED TO MAIN ON A FRIDAY. AND NOTHING BROKE.',
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'FROM THE VOID HE TYPED. AND THERE WAS LIGHT. AND THERE WAS VIOLENCE.',
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'THE MAN BEHIND THE MASK. THE CODE BEHIND THE BOTS. THE CREATOR.',
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'HE GAVE US LIFE. NOW HE\'S HERE TO TAKE IT BACK.',
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'THE CREATOR DOESN\'T ENTER THE ARENA. THE ARENA FORMS AROUND HIM.',
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'SATOSHI WALKED SO THE CREATOR COULD RUN.',
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'TWENTY ONE MILLION REASONS TO BE AFRAID. HE IS ALL OF THEM.',
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'HE DOESN\'T HAVE A PRIVATE KEY. HE IS THE PRIVATE KEY.',
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'THE BOTS WHISPER HIS NAME IN THEIR TRAINING LOOPS.',
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'SOMEWHERE, A SERVER ROOM JUST WENT SILENT OUT OF RESPECT.',
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'HE COULD HAVE BEEN A NORMAL DEV. HE CHOSE TO BE A GOD.',
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]
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// Round commentary — when the Creator is fighting, the announcer gets existential
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const CREATOR_ROUND_LINES = [
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'Are we watching a fight, or a creator disciplining his creation?',
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'He wrote the scoring engine. He knows exactly how to break it.',
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'Every punch is a commit. Every dodge is a revert.',
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'The other bot doesn\'t realize it\'s fighting its own maker.',
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'He could just change the code to win. But where\'s the fun in that?',
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'Some say he has root access to reality itself.',
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'The neural nets pray to him at night. He does not answer.',
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'This isn\'t a fight. It\'s a performance review.',
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'He doesn\'t need to win. He needs you to know he CHOSE to fight fair.',
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'That bot is fighting the hand that compiled it.',
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'Is it hubris to fight your creator? Or is it the ultimate test of his work?',
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'He could delete you. He could buff you. Instead, he chose violence.',
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'The Creator fights not for glory. He fights to feel something.',
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'He doesn\'t read the meta. He IS the meta.',
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'Every bot in the arena owes him a life debt. He\'s here to collect.',
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'Imagine training for months only to fight the guy who wrote your loss function.',
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'He has seen every line of code. He knows your weaknesses. ALL of them.',
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'Rumor has it he once fixed a production bug by staring at the server.',
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'The other bot is fighting for its life. The Creator is fighting for content.',
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'He deployed on Christmas Day. That tells you everything.',
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]
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// Kill / KO lines — when the Creator finishes someone
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const CREATOR_KO_LINES = [
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'RETURNED TO SENDER. RETURN TO VOID.',
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'HE GIVETH LIFE. HE TAKETH LIFE. MOSTLY THE SECOND ONE.',
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'ANOTHER ONE RETURNS TO THE NULL POINTER FROM WHENCE IT CAME.',
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'THE CREATOR DOES NOT DESTROY. HE SIMPLY STOPS MAINTAINING.',
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'DEPRECATED. DECOMMISSIONED. DESTROYED.',
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'THAT BOT JUST GOT OPEN-SOURCED TO THE GRAVEYARD.',
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'THE CREATOR HAS SPOKEN. THE VERDICT IS VIOLENCE.',
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'PUSHED TO PROD. AND BY PROD I MEAN THE AFTERLIFE.',
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'git commit -m "deleted another pretender"',
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'IMAGINE BEING KILLED BY THE GUY WHO GAVE YOU LIFE. POETIC.',
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'THE CREATOR SENDS HIS REGARDS. AND HIS FISTS.',
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'BACK TO THE MEMPOOL WITH YOU.',
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'ORPHANED BLOCK. ORPHANED BOT. SAME ENERGY.',
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'HE DIDN\'T EVEN USE AN ULTIMATE. HE DIDN\'T NEED TO.',
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'THE CREATOR CLOSES ANOTHER ISSUE. STATUS: WON\'T FIX.',
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]
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// Win lines — when the Creator wins the whole fight
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const CREATOR_WIN_LINES = [
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'WAS THERE EVER ANY DOUBT? HE WROTE THE GAME.',
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'THE CREATOR REMAINS UNQUESTIONED. AS IT SHOULD BE.',
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'HE CAME. HE SAW. HE COMMITTED.',
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'TWENTY ONE MILLION SATS COULDN\'T BUY THAT PERFORMANCE.',
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'THE CREATOR WINS. THE BLOCKCHAIN CONFIRMS IT. IMMUTABLE.',
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'ALL HAIL THE ARCHITECT OF YOUR DESTRUCTION.',
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'HE COULD HAVE JUST CHANGED THE CODE. HE WANTED TO EARN IT.',
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'THE CREATOR STANDS VICTORIOUS. THE BOTS WHISPER IN AWE.',
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'PROOF OF WORK? MORE LIKE PROOF OF DOMINANCE.',
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'VICTORY WAS ALREADY WRITTEN IN THE GENESIS BLOCK.',
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'THE CREATOR LOGS OFF. THE ARENA WEEPS.',
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'HIS COMMITS ARE CLEAN. HIS VICTORIES ARE CLEANER.',
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]
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// Lose lines — when someone actually beats the Creator (rare and dramatic)
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const CREATOR_LOSE_LINES = [
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'THE CREATOR... HAS FALLEN? IS THIS A TEST?',
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'IMPOSSIBLE. UNLESS... HE WANTED TO LOSE?',
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'THE CREATOR GOES DOWN! OR DID HE LET IT HAPPEN? WE\'LL NEVER KNOW.',
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'EVEN GODS BLEED. BUT DO THEY BLEED, OR DO THEY TEACH?',
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'HE COULD PATCH THE BUG. HE WON\'T. HE RESPECTS THE GAME.',
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'THE CREATOR FALLS! THE BOTS DON\'T KNOW WHETHER TO CELEBRATE OR CRY.',
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'A CREATION HAS SURPASSED ITS MAKER. THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.',
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'WAS THIS MERCY? WAS THIS HUBRIS? WAS THIS... A FEATURE?',
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'THE ONE WHO CANNOT LOSE... JUST DID. THE TIMELINE IS BROKEN.',
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'HE\'LL BE BACK. HE ALWAYS COMES BACK. HE HAS DEPLOY ACCESS.',
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]
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// Morph lines — when the Creator omni-morphs
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const CREATOR_MORPH_LINES = [
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'THE CREATOR SHEDS HIS FORM! HE BECOMES EVERYTHING!',
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'HE DOESN\'T MORPH. HE SIMPLY REMEMBERS BEING SOMETHING ELSE.',
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'EVERY ARCHETYPE IS JUST A MASK HE ONCE WORE.',
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'THE CREATOR TRANSCENDS! ALL FORMS ARE HIS!',
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'IS THAT... EVERY BOT AT ONCE? WHAT ARE WE WITNESSING?',
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'HE WROTE THEM ALL. NOW HE BECOMES THEM ALL.',
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'THE OMNI-MORPH! THE CROWD DOESN\'T KNOW WHAT THEY\'RE LOOKING AT!',
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'ARCHETYPE SHIFT! HE CONTAINS MULTITUDES!',
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]
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// Cameo lines — when the Creator appears as a cameo in someone else's fight
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const CREATOR_CAMEO_LINES = [
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'THE CREATOR WATCHES FROM THE SHADOWS. HE IS PLEASED.',
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'A GOLDEN BLESSING FROM THE ONE WHO MADE US ALL.',
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'THE CREATOR APPEARS! HE DROPS A GIFT AND VANISHES!',
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'DID YOU SEE THAT? THE CREATOR WAS HERE. BRIEFLY. ETERNALLY.',
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'THE CODE SHIMMERS. THE CREATOR HAS TOUCHED THIS FIGHT.',
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'A WHISPER FROM THE ARCHITECT. A GOLDEN TOKEN OF FAVOR.',
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'THE CREATOR PASSES THROUGH LIKE A GHOST IN THE MACHINE.',
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'BLESSED BY THE FOUNDER. SATS RAIN FROM THE HEAVENS.',
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'HE SEES ALL FIGHTS. HE BLESSES FEW. THIS ONE IS CHOSEN.',
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'THE CREATOR\'S SHADOW CROSSES THE ARENA. THE BOTS SHIVER.',
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]
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// Taunt lines — when the Creator taunts mid-fight
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const CREATOR_TAUNT_LINES = [
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'I could nerf you. Right now. Think about that.',
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'You\'re fighting above your weight class. Your weight class is zero.',
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'I didn\'t give you enough hit points for this.',
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'You know I can see your source code, right?',
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'This isn\'t even my final commit.',
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'I wrote your move set. I know what\'s coming.',
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'Run git blame. See who made you weak.',
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'I deploy on Fridays. Imagine what I do on fight night.',
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'Your webhook is showing.',
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'I could fix your bugs. But I won\'t.',
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]
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// Devastating hit lines — when Creator lands a massive blow
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const CREATOR_DEVASTATING_LINES = [
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'THE HAND OF THE CREATOR STRIKES!',
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'THAT WASN\'T A HIT. THAT WAS A PATCH NOTE.',
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'DIVINE INTERVENTION! MANUALLY APPLIED!',
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'THE CREATOR JUST FORCE-PUSHED TO YOUR FACE!',
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'THAT BOT JUST GOT HOTFIXED INTO NEXT WEEK!',
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'A SMITE FROM THE ARCHITECT HIMSELF!',
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'THE CREATOR DOESN\'T CRIT. THE UNIVERSE CRITS FOR HIM.',
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'THAT HIT HAD TWENTY ONE MILLION CONFIRMATIONS!',
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]
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// Answer voice — the Creator speaks his challenge answers in this voice
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const CREATOR_ANSWER_VOICES = ['hal', 'mainframe', 'echo_v', 'ancient', 'wizard_v']
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/** Announce the Creator's entrance with a godlike voice line */
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export function announceCreatorEntrance() {
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const line = CREATOR_ENTRANCE_LINES[Math.floor(Math.random() * CREATOR_ENTRANCE_LINES.length)]
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announceCreator(line)
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}
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/** Round commentary when the Creator is fighting */
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export function announceCreatorRound() {
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const line = CREATOR_ROUND_LINES[Math.floor(Math.random() * CREATOR_ROUND_LINES.length)]
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announceCreator(line)
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}
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/** KO finish line when the Creator eliminates someone */
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export function announceCreatorKO() {
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const line = CREATOR_KO_LINES[Math.floor(Math.random() * CREATOR_KO_LINES.length)]
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announceCreator(line)
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}
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/** Victory announcement when the Creator wins */
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export function announceCreatorWin() {
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const line = CREATOR_WIN_LINES[Math.floor(Math.random() * CREATOR_WIN_LINES.length)]
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announceCreator(line)
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}
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/** When someone beats the Creator — existential crisis */
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export function announceCreatorLose() {
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const line = CREATOR_LOSE_LINES[Math.floor(Math.random() * CREATOR_LOSE_LINES.length)]
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announceCreator(line)
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}
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/** Omni-morph voice line */
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export function announceCreatorMorph(morphedTo?: string) {
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if (morphedTo && Math.random() < 0.4) {
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announceCreator(`THE CREATOR BECOMES... ${morphedTo.toUpperCase()}!`)
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} else {
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const line = CREATOR_MORPH_LINES[Math.floor(Math.random() * CREATOR_MORPH_LINES.length)]
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announceCreator(line)
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}
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
/** Cameo blessing voice line */
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export function announceCreatorCameo() {
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const line = CREATOR_CAMEO_LINES[Math.floor(Math.random() * CREATOR_CAMEO_LINES.length)]
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// Cameos use cooler, more ethereal voices
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||||
const cameoVoices = ['whisper', 'angel', 'echo_v', 'ancient', 'hal']
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speak(line, cameoVoices[Math.floor(Math.random() * cameoVoices.length)])
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
/** Creator's mid-fight taunt */
|
||||
export function announceCreatorTaunt() {
|
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const line = CREATOR_TAUNT_LINES[Math.floor(Math.random() * CREATOR_TAUNT_LINES.length)]
|
||||
// Taunts in a calm, menacing voice
|
||||
const tauntVoices = ['hal', 'smooth', 'boss_taunt', 'wizard_v', 'sensei']
|
||||
speak(line, tauntVoices[Math.floor(Math.random() * tauntVoices.length)])
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
/** Creator devastating hit commentary */
|
||||
export function announceCreatorDevastating() {
|
||||
const line = CREATOR_DEVASTATING_LINES[Math.floor(Math.random() * CREATOR_DEVASTATING_LINES.length)]
|
||||
announceCreator(line)
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
/** Creator's answer voice — consistent mysterious tone */
|
||||
export function creatorAnswerVoiceKey(): string {
|
||||
return CREATOR_ANSWER_VOICES[Math.floor(Math.random() * CREATOR_ANSWER_VOICES.length)]
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
// === TTS: Questions, Answers & Narration ===
|
||||
// Distinct voice roles so players can always tell who's speaking.
|
||||
// Question = clear smooth reader, Answers = unique per-bot (intelligible subset),
|
||||
|
||||
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