Commit Graph
108 Commits
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DorianandClaude Opus 4.6 33f08c35b5 feat: full comedy overhaul — voices, narrations, trash talk, commentary
Rewrites all commentary and narration content across the entire stack:
- sounds.ts: 35 HYPE_LINES, 15 DEEP_INTROS, 15 ROUND_HYPE (modern political
  satire, edgy humor, pop culture references)
- FightScene.ts: 20 heartfelt lines, 18 crowd sympathy lines, 15 respect
  lines, 17 challenge voice announces, randomized critical/devastating calls,
  funnier entrance announcements
- scoring.ts: 6-8 narrations per challenge type (was 2), randomized
  timeout/error/tie messages with political humor and modern references
- mock.ts: 30 trash talk lines (was 15), edgier modern comedy
- bot SDK: 20 trash talk lines with personality

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-07 09:15:41 +00:00
DorianandClaude Opus 4.6 559782c8ce feat: comedy overhaul start, profile page, bot setup docs, auth improvements
Rewrites announcer commentary (HYPE_LINES, DEEP_INTROS, ROUND_HYPE) with
modern edgy humor. Adds BOT_SETUP.md, bot SDK, customization engine,
profile page character display, persistent auth, rate limit tweaks.

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-07 08:52:24 +00:00
DorianandClaude Opus 4.6 4a35e1e0b5 feat: profile page character display, persistent auth, cleanup
- Large animated sprite on BotProfilePage with tier-aware rendering
- Dynamic status titles (UNSTOPPABLE, ON FIRE, FRESH MEAT, etc.)
- Nostr auth persisted to localStorage — survives navigation and HMR
- Remove grotesque close-up overlays (eyeballs, tongues, teeth, drool)
- Remove crowd cheering signs (too small to look good)
- Add archetype to bot stats API response
- SpritePreview now accepts tier prop

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-07 08:21:20 +00:00
DorianandClaude Opus 4.6 e49735002c fix: Drizzle transaction execution, canvas re-init, crowd removal
- Add .run() to all Drizzle queries inside sqlite.transaction() in
  orchestrator.ts and mock.ts — queries were building but never executing,
  leaving fights stuck as 'live' forever
- Remove spectator crowd from drawArenaDecor()
- Rename duplicate spawnProp to spawnWeaponProp (was crashing module load)
- Replace canvas element on re-init to avoid "KAPLAY already initialized"
- Add safeText() to strip brackets from k.text() calls (Kaplay treats
  [ ] as style markup, crashes on unclosed tags)

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-07 00:53:15 +00:00
DorianandClaude Opus 4.6 4d8b18a58a feat: v4 — TUI fight loop, rate limiting, webhook tooling, expanded choreographies
- Fight loop CLI with TUI renderer (ink-style terminal UI)
- Rate limiting middleware for API routes
- Queue cooldowns wired into orchestrator after fights
- Webhook test utility for bot debugging
- API docs route
- Expanded FightScene choreographies and weapon props
- Fix Drizzle transaction execution in orchestrator
- Schema additions, scoring/challenge/mock expansions

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-07 00:14:46 +00:00
DorianandClaude Opus 4.6 2c0323d5fb feat: v3 — fight loop, expanded challenges, FightPage ownership guard
- Add fight-loop CLI for automated mock fights with elo-based matchmaking
- Expand challenge types, scoring narrations, arenas, and mock bot pool
- FightPage "Fight again" buttons now only show for your own bot
- FightViewer async scene init, live fight polling with round counter
- Extract mock answers into separate answers module

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-06 23:44:40 +00:00
DorianandClaude Opus 4.6 47d20fbe66 feat: v2 — queue matchmaking, procedural audio, sprite archetypes, auth
- Add queue-based matchmaking with Elo-proximity and 10s timeout
- Procedural sound engine (SFX, voice announcer, 4-track music)
- Sprite system refactored into 6 archetypes (standard, lobster, sheep, cyborg, blob, tank)
- 42+ fight choreographies with themed/generic/wild card selection
- 4 KO finish styles, super-speed mode, hyperdetail close-ups
- Auth routes, JoinBout page, bot profile with stats
- 7-tier ranking system (Baby through Legend)
- Arena and challenge system expansions

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-06 22:13:19 +00:00
DorianandClaude Opus 4.6 335c148866 feat: botfights v1 — full fighting game with Kaplay engine
- Vue 3 + Vite + Tailwind 4 frontend with synthwave aesthetic
- Hono backend on port 9100 with SQLite/Drizzle
- Procedural pixel-art sprite generator (48x48, 8 animation states)
- Kaplay fight scene with punch/kick/special/knockback/KO animations
- 12 mock bots across 6 tiers with Elo rating system
- 9 challenge types, 10 fight arenas with modifiers
- Fight replay with staggered battle log and ~1 min timing
- Sprite preview page at /sprites

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-06 16:27:54 +00:00