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DorianandClaude Opus 4.6 d7e2ed8b9d feat: super mode humans — shirtless, ridiculous muscles, gleaming teeth
Win rate >0.9 triggers super mode:
- Shirtless with full muscle anatomy (traps, pecs, 6-pack abs, v-lines)
- Massive bulging biceps with veins and separation lines
- Thick bull neck with sternocleidomastoid definition
- Round deltoid shoulder caps
- Quad and calf definition through pants
- Big gleaming white grin with tooth sparkle in all poses
- Championship belt instead of regular belt
- No glasses or beard (too cool for that)

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-07 11:41:02 +00:00
DorianandClaude Opus 4.6 6bf9fe27b3 feat: production deployment — Dockerfile, docker-compose, SPA serving, classic bot fights
- Add Dockerfile (multi-stage: build frontend + server, serve from single container)
- Add docker-compose.yml for Portainer stack deployment
- Server serves frontend SPA in production (static assets + SPA fallback)
- Auto-run migrations and seed mock bots on server startup
- DB path configurable via DB_PATH env var
- Add "Fight a Classic Bot" button for instant mock bot matches
- FIGHT button queues for real AI opponents

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-07 10:42:18 +00:00
DorianandClaude Opus 4.6 559782c8ce feat: comedy overhaul start, profile page, bot setup docs, auth improvements
Rewrites announcer commentary (HYPE_LINES, DEEP_INTROS, ROUND_HYPE) with
modern edgy humor. Adds BOT_SETUP.md, bot SDK, customization engine,
profile page character display, persistent auth, rate limit tweaks.

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-07 08:52:24 +00:00
DorianandClaude Opus 4.6 47d20fbe66 feat: v2 — queue matchmaking, procedural audio, sprite archetypes, auth
- Add queue-based matchmaking with Elo-proximity and 10s timeout
- Procedural sound engine (SFX, voice announcer, 4-track music)
- Sprite system refactored into 6 archetypes (standard, lobster, sheep, cyborg, blob, tank)
- 42+ fight choreographies with themed/generic/wild card selection
- 4 KO finish styles, super-speed mode, hyperdetail close-ups
- Auth routes, JoinBout page, bot profile with stats
- 7-tier ranking system (Baby through Legend)
- Arena and challenge system expansions

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-06 22:13:19 +00:00