Completely rewrote all 30 showboats with much more walking, jumping,
sprinting back and forth across the arena. Fighters now pace, charge,
leapfrog, zigzag sprint, do backflip retreats, wall-to-wall dashes,
kangaroo hops, shadow box sprints, and girlfriend kiss scenes.
Added 12 Creator-exclusive magical showboats:
- Levitate across screen trailing golden ₿ rain
- Portal teleport (vanish, flash between 3 spots, reappear)
- Massive golden code rain summon (₿01∞⚡⛏ characters)
- ₿ orbit explosion (orbit then burst outward)
- Lightning flight (zigzag with lightning bolts)
- Satoshi meditation (golden aura, bitcoin wisdom quotes)
- Golden tornado (circular path with ₿ trail)
- Laptop hack (type furiously, spawn code chars)
- Bitcoin rain shower (fly across dropping ₿ coins)
- Dimension rift (tear golden portal, step through)
- Golden ascension (rise, glow, slam down with shockwave)
- Phase walk (flicker through opponent's space)
Creator gets magical showboats ~60% of the time. Pause between
showboats shortened to keep the action constant.
Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 <noreply@anthropic.com>
