Comedy sounds (all procedural Web Audio, no samples):
- Vine Boom, Air Horn (MLG), Bruh, Fart, Record Scratch
- Rubber Chicken, Squeaky Toy, Wet Slap, Bone Crack, Cartoon Run
- Rim Shot (ba dum tss), Slide Whistle Up/Down, Yippee, Ding
- Taco Bell Bong, Windows Error, Meme Thud
- Sad Trombone, Emotional Damage, Dun Dun Dunnnn
- Fail Horn, Price Is Right Fail, Buzzer, Sad Violin
- Mission Failed, Crickets
Wiring:
- Round-end narration: 75% comedy SFX, 25% TTS (was 100% TTS)
- Critical rounds get Emotional Damage, draws get random fail
- Showboat loop: 40% chance of comedy sound punctuation after each
- KO finish: 50% chance of comedy fail sound on loser
- sfxRandomSilly expanded with comedy sounds
- New exports: sfxRandomComedy, sfxRandomFail
Also adds bulletTimeAttack combat choreography + ultimateBulletTimeBarrage
(tier 3+ ultimate) to fight system.
Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 <noreply@anthropic.com>
